My special funny weird phobias

I suffer from the following phobias, or at least in my dreams.

Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Anatidaephobia - The fear that you are being watched by a duck.

Dainosoorophobia - Fear of being attacked by a dinosaur.

Geniophobia - Fear of chins.

Dextrophobia - Fear of objects at the right side of the body.

Plumbumshophobia - Fear of lead shoes.
Magnusfeetophobia - Fear of big feet.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
Pianosmushophobia - Fear that a piano will fall on you.

Here's a weird, artsy, rather long video of a falling, burning piano.