I once knew a guy who...

* thought a quarterback was a refund.
* thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* at the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" wrote "Sagittarius."
* under "education" on a job application, put "Hooked On Phonics."
* spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* when he went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," he turned around and went home.
* thought that he could not use his AM radio in the evening.
* had a shirt that said "TGIF," which he thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
* thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.